two chickens in love

what were the chances? two people dressed up in chicken suits at the same bus stop?! but there they were, a guy in a guy chicken suit and a girl in a girl chicken suit (you could tell the difference in sex by their clothing, tiny skirt verus necktie). the boy chicken did not think much about this but the girl chicken did! in fact, she made it her business to sit beside him on the #5 line. turned out one of them was dressed in a chicken suit to entertain some children, the other one was going to be offering s food samples at a local grocer (guess what kind of food). and then they fell in love.

Good Morning America got wind of this story and featured them on their "who woulda thunk it?" wedding series. they gave the girl a lovely gown and a make-over (she needed it bad), and a diamond and sapphire ring that looked more like head gear as she had to wear it like braces. how awkward, i thought, but she didn't seem to mind.

on the plane on the way back from their honeymoon the captain warned everyone that there was going to be a bumpy landing. he didn't say any more than that, nor did he warn them to sit down and buckle up. he figured most of them were grown-ups so they should just know to do that. but most of them didn't know to do that, they were wandering around all over the place in-flight. it was more like a cargo plane than a passenger plane, and wander wander they did.

all of sudden BOOM! bumpy did not begin to describe it! people and stuff flying all over just like when the titanic went from horizontal to vertical. i heard one guy say "aw cool! i love this part! look at all the food trays on the ceiling!" must have been russell.

when the commotion ended, the captain finally came on the loudspeaker and said "ok folks, watch your step as you exit the aircraft. please step around the dead bodies and the puke spots".

and indeed i think that is very good advice for any of us who are experiencing bumpy landings. just step around the dead bodies and puke spots.